RHO New Jersey Episode 3

 

Man this show is such a joke and I am sacrificing my time to watch it.  All these losers talk family this and family that, you mother fuckers are a crazy joke.  Honestly I only watch the interesting parts because when it comes to the Bozo with red hair I just FF, when She-Man Rosie comes out I throw up, this dyke is lame and Kathy is using her dyke sister for camera time.  Andy Cohen needs to stop with this gay shit and quit putting token gays on shows, it bugs the fuck out of me.  Why don’t you just make a gay version of RH and put straight people as token straights.  Such bullshit.

Jackie is still talking about autism, is this lousy bitch going to cry for the entire season?  Teresa is right about the gym thing.  Linda is her personal trainer and Fat Jackie, Fat Kathy or Low Rent Teresa Melissa are at the gym.  Teresa says that its a 45 minute drive from Fat Jackie’s house to the gym, so why would Fat Jackie go there??

Bozo is trying to catch her little brother that is running around the yard, oh no wait, it is just a pet pig running around.  Sorry y’all the pig looked just like Bozo with no hair.

So Tre’s father is in the hospital and Kathy wants to go visit but the bitch feels guilty about calling her uncle a coward, the bitch should really NOT go, because if I were Tre I would cut a bitch.  Man Richie is FUCKING annoying.

Gia’s party is what everyone can expect a kids party from Jersey.  The only fight was Tre and Melissa fighting about what day Melissa went in to see her father in law.  Seriously this show is lame.  Anyone else want to write a recap

Best Dressed “Housewives” and “Tackiest” Dressed Housewives

I have decided to make a list of the 5 best dressed/tackiest “housewives” the list is only based on when they are dressed for premiers, parties or benefits. **Side not I did not put Marlo Hampton on this list because she was never an official “housewife”  if she would have been then she would be at # 2 ( I put a picture of Marlo at the end)

5) Taylor Armstrong:  Even though I really do not care for Taylor, she usually picks great dresses and shoes to wear, she does not over accessorize and her hair looks good.

4)Camille Grammer: I really enjoyed Camille’s villainess role in season 1 of Beverly Hills, but I really enjoyed her style.  She looks posh, chic and very Beverly Hills.

3)Yolanda Foster: This woman won my respect during season 3 of Beverly Hills, she doesn’t play around and she calls it like it is.  Yolanda is a past model so it is easy for her to pick dresses that suit her body, she always looks good.

2)Lisa Vanderpump:  I like Lisa’s style because she dresses appropriate for her age, nice skirts, blouses, dresses, shoes, accessories, purses.  This woman knows her age, her body and her style.

1) TIE –Alexia Echevarria:  This woman is TALL and thin and anything she wears looks great on her.  She goes with the trends, wears bright colors –she is from Miami– nice shoes, her shoes are always great and chic accessories.

1) TIE –Lisa Hochstein:  This girl is petite and VERY girly, she has an amazing body, according to her, she credits her gym and sometimes her plastic surgery husband.  Lisa wears beautiful gowns when she attends benefits, wears gorgeous cocktail dresses for regular parties, beach dresses for every day wear.  She is the chic of the chic in the RealHousewives Franchise.

Since the following are TACKY, I won’t even dignify it with an explanation:

5) Leah Black

4) Kandi

3) Jackie

2) Fat Caroline

1) I don’t know her name but she is on NJ

*here is the pic I promised of the fashionable Marlo Hampton*

YOUR THOUGHTS PLEASE